pleatedjeans:

via

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

uh

oh

preppyloser:

they’re playin hardball now

gallifeferi:

making out with clara’s mental projection of river

vagisodium:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0

amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

#holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

• sand
• alcohol or lighter fluid
• sugar  

1. Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda. 
2. Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
3. Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
4. Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
5. Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

pegthepatriarchy:

Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.

jonnytodd:

I love the response

soyaboy:

c4rcinogencrush:

If you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%

If you take me to a zoo or an aquarium it’ll probably decrease by 900%. Fuck those things. But musuems are the shit 

soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy